Rolling Stone Interview with Pumpa Jack, Ralo's Manager:

RS: Just how talented is Ralo?  
Pumpa Jack: Well, uuhm... let's just say he really likes to play music. And I use that term loosely (music that is).

RS: In one sentence describe Ralo.
Pumpa Jack: Have you ever heard the phrase "Flash in the pan"?  Well he's more like a rust spot. 

RS: Is he hot?  We can't tell because of the hair. Why do you supposed every album he's touched has ridden the charts for so long?
Pumpa Jack: If you mean attractive, not even in the most remote sense of the term.  That's why he has the hair; the boy's been smitten with ugliness since he was knee-high to a tube amp.  The reason he seems to stay on the charts for so long? ... hell I don't know, but whatever it is I'm pleased to be making money off him.

Quote From Ralo:

My Manager is the best in the world.  He seems to really support me and the message I'm trying to bring to the world!